Posts Tagged ‘parables’

Giving It One More Chance: a children’s sermon on the parable of the fig tree

Sunday, March 7th, 2010

This week’s lectionary texts include an under-discussed parable, the story of the unproductive fig tree and the gardener who suggests that all it really needs is a little more manure. There are lots of resonances here as we approach Holy Week: Jesus cursing the fig tree on his way into Jerusalem, Mary Magdalene mistaking Jesus for the gardener on Easter morning. And there are lots of applications for our Lenten journey, as well: if we’re not succeeding so well in our attempt at spiritual practices and fasts (uh, daily posting, anyone?), we should give them one more chance before calling it quits.

In talking about this parable with the kids tomorrow morning, I’m planning to bring back the potted Alleluia we buried on Transfiguration Sunday. It’s a risky sermon because it depends on getting the “right” response to a question — what if the kids agree that it’s best just to give up and start again? We shall see.

You might remember that we buried a word in this pot, a very happy word, a word we are not allowed to say until Easter. We can’t say that word out loud now, because it’s the very serious season of Lent.

Well, it’s been three whole weeks now since we planted it, and NOTHING has happened! Nothing has grown! All I see here is dirt! I am SO mad about this. I really thought something was going to grow by now. What is taking so long? It is so frustrating! I am so mad that I think maybe we should just turn this pot upside down, dump out all the dirt, and start all over again. What do you think? Do you think I should give up?

(hopefully, at least one kid will say no)

Why do you think that? (talk for a minute with the kids) Hmm, do you think I should wait a while before giving up? Maybe give it another chance?

You know, this reminds me of a story Jesus told once. He said there was a man who was growing a fig tree in his garden, because he really wanted to eat some figs. But for three whole years, there were no figs on the tree. He was really angry, and wanted to chop the tree down.

But before he could do that, his gardener said, “Wait. Let’s give this tree one more year. Let’s water it, and fertilize it, and take excellent care of it. Maybe it will grow some figs then. Let’s wait and see.”

Lent is a time for waiting for Easter to come. Sometimes we don’t see what we hope for right away. But we can’t give up. We have to give it time. We have to give it another chance. Let’s give our pot full of dirt another chance. We’ll wait until Easter and see what happens.

Let’s say a prayer together: Dear God - please help us - while we wait - and show us - the great things - you have in store for us - Amen!

Not who, but how: a children’s sermon on the Good Samaritan

Sunday, July 12th, 2009

Last night, I spent several hours completely paralyzed as I tried to write this morning’s children’s sermon. Doug went off lectionary this morning to preach about the parable of the Good Samaritan (Luke 10:25-37), and I was stuck. What to say to the kids about this very familiar story, without dumbing it down to the virtually meaningless moral “be nice”?

Making matters worse, I got the old opening credits theme for the Australian soap opera “Neighbours” stuck in my head. Then I started thinking about Mr. Rogers and how he called everyone “neighbor.” None of this was particularly helpful. I also spent some time thinking about the excellent Iris deMent song “He Reached Down,” but that wasn’t really where I wanted to go with the text, either.

I read the story again and again, and something started to bother me. The lawyer asked Jesus, “Who is my neighbor?”, but Jesus never gives him a straight answer. Sometimes we suggest, especially since the Samaritan is a member of a rival ethnic group, that Jesus’ answer is “everyone is your neighbor, especially your enemy.” That’s a reasonable assumption, and a very nice answer, but it’s not actually how Jesus concludes the parable. Instead, he answers the question with a question, “Which of these men acted like a neighbor?” After puzzling this out with my awesome husband and theological sparring partner Greg, we realized that Jesus transforms the whole concept of neighbor from passive to active. Neighbors are not just people you tally up into a list. Being a neighbor is something you do.

So then on to the next challenge: translating that idea into a chat with the kids. Here’s what I came up with:

I have a question for you this morning. It’s a math question. If I have five apples, and you take away two, how many apples do you have? (as I expected, the kids all proudly chorused “three!”)

That’s not the right answer. Listen to the question again. If I have five apples, and you take away two, how many apples do you have? (this time, they all got it)

It’s a trick question! Trick questions don’t have the answer you think they should have. People asked Jesus trick questions all the time. They wanted to make Jesus look stupid, and they wanted to make themselves look smart.

One day a man said to Jesus, “I know I need to love my neighbor. But who is my neighbor?” This was a trick question! He hoped Jesus would give him a list of all the people he needed to love. Then he could love those people and not love everyone else.

S0 instead of answering the question, Jesus told a story.

Once upon a time, a man walking down a road was attacked by robbers. They beat him up, ran away, and left him lying in the road, badly hurt.

While the man lay there, a priest came walking by - like Pastor Doug. The priest saw the man who was hurt and lying in the road. But he didn’t stop to help him. He just kept on walking.

Then, another man came walking by, a Levite. The Levites helped the priests - just like I help Pastor Doug. The Levite also saw the man who was hurt and lying in the road. But, just like the priest, he didn’t stop to help him. He just kept on walking.

Finally, another person came walking down the road, a Samaritan. Samaritans were from a different country, an enemy country. They didn’t usually help people who weren’t like themselves. But this Samaritan saw the man who was hurt, and stopped, and put bandages on his cuts, and helped him get to an inn, where they would take care of him until he was well. The Samaritan even paid the innkeeper with his own money!

After telling the story, Jesus asked a question. He said, “Which person was a neighbor to the man who was attacked by robbers?” And the answer was, “The Samaritan, because he was merciful.” And Jesus said, “Go and do likewise.”

The person asked Jesus, “Who is my neighbor?” But Jesus showed us the real question: How can you be a neighbor to other people who need you? Don’t ask who you need to love. Ask how you need to love. And God will help you care for other people who need your help.

Let’s pray: Dear God - help us love our neighbors - all our neighbors - and help us show mercy - and loving care - Amen.

Dispatches from Camp Downtown: Day Five (finally!)

Monday, July 6th, 2009

I’m still here! This update is much delayed: Greg and I left for vacation (at my favorite place in the world, Lake Sunapee) immediately after the potluck dinner that closed our week at Camp Downtown. We spent a week at the lake without much Internet access or my camera cable, and returned home on Independence Day, when I promptly came down with some kind of vicious swine/avian/equine flu. Or just a bad cold. Or something like that. Happily, I think I’m on the mend, and so I’m finally reappearing here at the Sheep. Is anybody still reading?

img_6829By last Friday, Camp Downtown had taken its toll: five consecutive 6:15 alarm clocks and 11-hour work days left me moving so slowly that I nearly missed the morning bus. Meanwhile, the kids had gotten to know each other so well, and were so excited about the Just Ducky tour they knew was coming up in the afternoon, that they were extra-full of excitement and energy. So it’s probably good that it was the last day, because I don’t know if I could have made it through another! I took a self-portrait of exhausted me in the ducky rearview mirror.

img_6748Our Bible story on Friday was the parable of the sower, and we used two great lesson plans from the Ideas & Lesson Exchange at rotation.org. In the “Salivation Station,” our snack area, we used this cooking lesson, in which each type of soil in the parable becomes a delicious and instructive graham cracker treat. Thanks to the First Presbyterian Church of Napa, CA for creating the lesson. Meanwhile, in the “Imagination Station,” our games and drama area, we made a life-sized game board, inspired by this idea from Palmerston Evangelical Missionary Church in Ontario. By the way, if you ever draw with tempera paints on a giant canvas drop cloth, create your masterwork on a washable tile floor or layer lots of newspapers on the carpet. We learned that the hard way.

img_6838After a yummy pizza and watermelon lunch at my church, we headed back across the river for the most highly-awaited field trip of the week, the Just Ducky Tour. We criss-crossed our city by land and by water, quacking all the way. The kids got to drive the boat and quack into the microphone, which they did with much enthusiasm. Meanwhile, I appreciated the opportunity to sit down!

img_6872We splashed for a while in the Bessemer Square fountain, then returned to First Lutheran to prepare for our potluck celebration. After sharing dinner with the campers’ families, complete with custom sheet cake with our logo, we offered a short program to show off our week: a slide show created by one of the youth counselors, a repeat of the Jonah skit from Wednesday, and songs led by Cynthia Pock, First Lutheran’s cantor and one of the leaders of our “Celebration Station” music center. “This is the day that the Lord has made,” the children sang, and I thought YES, yes, it certainly is. I’m so full of gratitude, not only to the dedicated leaders who made Camp Downtown possible, but also to God for making five wonderful days. We rejoiced and were glad in them.

Camp Downtown 2010 is already on the calendar for June 21-25. Campers entering grades K-6, youth counselors in grades 7-12, and adult leaders are all most welcome. I’m resting up now to be sure to be ready.

Links for the weekend

Friday, May 8th, 2009

It’s Thursday night, the start of what passes for the minister’s weekend. (Weekend? Consecutive days off? Call the cryptozoologists, because I’m not sure I’ve seen one of those lately.) Here are some links to get yours off to a good start:

  • As I mentioned in my last post, we’ve been studying the book of Jonah in Pilgrim Adventures. Since it’s the end of the year, and since I’ll be out of town this Sunday, I figured there was no shame in showing a multi-week movie. It turns out the feature-length Jonah by VeggieTales is not only available from our excellent public library system, but also streams in its entirely on Hulu!
  • I came across Peter Rollins of the emergent church movement through a recent comment on Real Live Preacher. He reads several of his parables from his new book on his blog, and they are well worth a listen. (Of course, even a shopping list would sound profound when read in an Irish accent.)  He’s also having a write-your-own parable contest at the moment, which might be a fun activity for a group of youth or adults.
  • Last night, we had dinner with the charming Melissa, who asked what I’d been up to lately. “Well, I started a blog,” I said, explaining that it’s about Christian education. “There must be a whole network of blogs like that,” she said — and I replied that, well, no, there isn’t, at least not that I’ve been able to find. Pastor’s blogs, preaching blogs, seminarian blogs — dime a dozen. But I haven’t discovered the CE blogs yet. Have you? Do you perhaps write one yourself? Let me know how to find you!